The defendant entered the courtroom at 10:17 a.m. looking confident. Upon presentation of the evidence, however, it was noted that said evidence remained attached to her paw. The prosecution rested immediately. The defense attorney advised the defendant to remain silent, a recommendation she followed while avoiding eye contact. When asked if she had anything to say in her defense, the defendant did not respond. Deliberations lasted approximately three seconds. Verdict: Guilty of cereal theft. Sentencing: One photo and supervised play. 🐾⚖️
